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You can masturbate to this.
Dec 26 '09

arlin:

lamebot:

stellark:

redsuspenders:

doomriver:

oh godddddddddd.

…

oh my god this video is wonderful.
just wait until Nelly’s verse kicks in.

oh no.

I clicked on this right now and this is what happened

Arlin: [is staring at the video thinking wth?]

Mom: What ya watching?

Arlin: a video

Mom: Who is that?

Arlin: Some girl on YouTube

Mom: Where are her clothes

Arlin: I DUNNO RIGHT! LMAO!!! [mind you she’s wearing some tight skimp clothes]

Mom: No the clothes in her closet

Arlin: ASDFGHJJLK LMAO ROFL LOLZ!!!

is she pregnant?

73 notes (via arlin & diaryofarecoveredteenagewhore)

  1. wtf-china reblogged this from rudesauce and added:
    what the HELL was she thinking. thank jebus for the internet and unfortunates. it makes me laugh a LOT.
  2. epitomeofperfection reblogged this from rosesnoskies and added:
    LOLOLOL EPIC FAIL.
  3. zacmiles reblogged this from idbebetteroffdead
  4. idbebetteroffdead reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    wouldn’t this cause abusive head trauma to the food baby? XD
  5. earthtoana reblogged this from successlovehappiness and added:
    Why? Why? Why? Why?
  6. the-exception reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    holy shit, i’ve never been so turned on in my life.
  7. sallyhemings reblogged this from arlin and added:
    i use to like this song..
  8. arlin reblogged this from bigbitchmarii
  9. mmgiiirl reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    1. this song 2. that outfit 3. the hat 4. the moves vs the tempo/general mood of the song 5. the fact that this girl is...
  10. morgie reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    this one’s for brad. miss you boo.
  11. amandabailey reblogged this from lamebot
  12. bigbitchmarii reblogged this from arlin and added:
    is she pregnant?
  13. yesterdaysdarling reblogged this from drinkyourjuice
  14. successlovehappiness reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    Lord have mercy. o.0
  15. alexisfernan reblogged this from hellorikka and added:
    omgosh. i was laughing like legit the whole time.
  16. crisssssstie reblogged this from drinkyourjuice
  17. mendingdreams reblogged this from vaticanroulette and added:
    she looks like she belongs on the website people of walmart. speechless -_-
  18. whatisthisim11 reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    uhm… can i say… BONER!…..ACHIEVED!
  19. ashstanden reblogged this from redsuspenders
  20. besdante reblogged this from hellorikka and added:
    .. omg i hope she’s not serious. lmfao
  21. boatshoesandbowties reblogged this from lamebot
  22. dickpicoftheartist reblogged this from drinkyourjuice
  23. drinkyourjuice reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    [lamebot:stellark:redsuspenders:doomriver] My erotic
  24. seanfuckingcruz reblogged this from hellorikka and added:
    I think her stomach shakes more than her “ass” does.
  25. lunidoesntlivehereanymore reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    It cannot be unseen.
  26. hellorikka reblogged this from lamebot
  27. vaticanroulette reblogged this from lamebot
  28. jerich0 reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    wow, i don’t even.. yeah
  29. bboop2289 reblogged this from stellark and added:
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA!
  30. lamebot reblogged this from stellark
  31. downtonada reblogged this from stellark and added:
    no the butt in the cam kills it